New Bank of England Chair

So now the Old Lady can rest

As a new face is placed to  the test

Can Carney crack whip

Stop punk’s asset strip

And bankers behave to their best .

A Sunday with Bishops

So Synod deems it's to be believed
to Shepard  those in love or agrieved
A Bishop needs grit
not a bra or a tit
and to stand whilst his bladder's relieved .